• digital illos,  IF,  just for fun

    Punchline – IF

    Found some good punchlines from the web, thought I illustrate them.

    There so many punchline variations for ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?" beside the common "to get to the other side". These are some of my favourites:

    Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

    Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

    John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

    Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

    (Note: If you’re the author of these punchlines, please let me know. I’ll give proper credit).

    Let me know if you have your own unique punchline to "why did the chicken cross the road?". I’ll put it up in this post and link your name to your website, a free link love. No rules and regulations, this is just for the fun of the crossing chicken.

    Here’s mine:

    Yours next!